the reason why you shouldn't have sexual relations with sheep.

OK so in Mr. Tessen's class we had to read a Jared Diamond excerpt.  Diamond is a great writer, immensely admired by Mr. Tessen and all his work is very meaningful and somewhat difficult to read.  It's college level reading and most would think: "oh thats boring".  Well if you're in Mr. Tessen's, theres always something that captures your attention.  Today in particular was a certain reading about deadly diseases that humans get or have gotten.  The story starts out with a man and his wife at a doctors office; the man is sick with some sort of illness and the source is unidentified.  The doctor is tired from a long week's work and the wife and husband can barely speak English.  After awhile the doctor gets a bit agitated and blurts out if the man has had any sex at all besides with his wife.  The man turns beet red, hides himself under the covers and mumbles something out loud.  The wife then yells in rage, knocks him out cold with a vase and storms out of the office.  AFter reviving the man back into consciousness he tries to figure out what his answer was that made his wife angry.  It turns out that the man has had repeated sexual intercourse with sheep.

uhhh WHAT?? it was so gross! i mean if i were the wife i would be mad, yes, but i would be 99.99% disturbed.  i mean EW, sheep? really? i expected another woman, maybe even another man but a different animal species. thats just wrong.

I mean honestly what would bring on that type of attraction? i mean yes we love to have pets because they're cute and good company but to have that kind of relationship with them....all i can say is that their babies will NOT be pretty. It'd have like white curly fur for hair and a friggen tail and its favorite vegetable would be grass.

ANYWAY, now the man has some sort of STD from it and he's sick in all kinds of ways.  I feel bad for that woman, what if she did it with him right after he did the sheep? and also, thats seriously demeaning.
i mean how would YOU feel if your biggest competition was livestock?

but i guess you cant really blame him.  sheep ARE pretty cute. and they can be cloned so you can have double the fun =]